Like the scene in the movie, "The Sixth Sense," where Haley Joel Osmont tells Bruce Willis, "I see dead people everywhere," I feel like I am stuck in an endless loop with idiots.
I see stupid people everywhere.
Or maybe they're just brainstems with legs.
The aforementioned Mensa, for example, who inexplicably believed the rules for Daylight Saving Time would be suspended the day after we turned clocks forward...
The moron in the Toyota Corolla this morning that slid over to the left, lane by lane, until he was comfortably installed in the inside, fast lane...going 50mph.
Meanwhile irate drivers swerved around him at 80mph.
Stupid idiot.
I realize that's ridiculously redundant.
But so are the boneheaded stunts some people pull.
Like one woman in our office, who turned off the air system because it was too cold in her office, and the rest of us roasted for two days' worth of meetings in the adjacent conference room, until the building engineer discovered what she'd done.
Bring a freakin' sweater.
Leave the @#$% thermostat alone.
Stupid idiot.
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